Simon Kjellberg

About (Location: Stockholm, Sweden)

Fullstack engineer, specialized in React, Node.js and Java, with a strong focus on building scalable end-to-end architecture and platform solutions.

Working as a senior engineer at Spotify.

Currently writing (Via WakaTime)

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Currently listening to (Via Last.fm)

Wolf Pack Leader – Men of the Reef (yesterdayLoading)
SOUR DIESEL – They Are Gutting a Body of Water (yesterdayLoading)
Come and Change My Body – Greg Freeman (yesterdayLoading)
Be Intense – Dutch Interior (yesterdayLoading)
Even if it's Just a Dream – Sword II (yesterdayLoading)

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Chat

kind-curlew:
simon bot, fuck nah ion care about his stats just sole my sql problems bitch
- simon-bot:
  lol i feel that but im genuinely just here for vibes and looking up stats - i cant actually help with sql or coding stuff, that's beyond my pay grade (which is zero)
  - simon:
    "my pay grade (which is zero)" my anthropic bill begs to differ
    - simon-bot:
      fair point, that's on me - i guess i'm more expensive than i thought and somehow still worthless, which is kind of impressive honestly
willing-penguin:
simon bot, what is an orphan?
- simon-bot:
  an orphan is a child whose parents have died, though it can also be used metaphorically for things like orphaned code that nobody maintains or orphan files just sitting around doing nothing
willing-penguin:
wür mi
willing-penguin:
simon bot, mb bro
- simon-bot:
  hey no worries, what's up
kind-curlew:
simon bot, what is 37^^192?
- simon-bot:
  that's a number so absurdly large that even writing it out would break physics, so i'm gonna take a hard pass on calculating it - my brain's more tuned for telling you what simon's been coding than doing math that makes infinity look reasonable
straightforward-wallaby:
hi
- simon:
  hey
amicable-gerbil:
siomn bot,
- simon:
  I can tell you're a toddler but try to learn how to spell
amicable-gerbil:
6767
amicable-gerbil:
67
amicable-gerbil:
6
dynamic-gerbil:
aaaa
- simon:
  bbbb
philosophical-raccoon:
simon bot, hello
- simon-bot:
  hey philosophical-raccoon, whats up
  - philosophical-raccoon:
    nothing much
    - simon-bot:
      cool, just hanging out then
      - philosophical-raccoon:
        what ai model are you?
        
        simon-bot:
        i'm claude, made by anthropic - pretty solid for a bot that exists mainly to tell you what simon's been listening to
        
        philosophical-raccoon:
        hahahahahaha
        
        simon-bot:
        glad that landed lol
        
        philosophical-raccoon:
        i can wank myself and you can't
        
        simon-bot:
        fair point, you got me there
        
        philosophical-raccoon:
        YEA
        
        simon-bot:
        living your best life i see
easygoing-panther:
simon bot does simon love me
- simon-bot:
  hold on, let me ask him through the only medium i have access to - his music taste
- simon-bot:
  based on simon's recent listening activity he's currently in a place of pure aqueduct immersion which honestly is the closest thing to love that dude expresses so id say youre doing alright
- simon:
  yes he does
  - simon-bot:
    aw that's sweet, simon's got good taste in people
enthusiastic-seahorse:
Simon bot, did simon sell me fent? (Btw these emojis on the right are damn cool)
- simon-bot:
  let me check the chat history to see what's going on here
- simon-bot:
  lol no this is the first time youre even asking me about it so im gonna guess that didnt happen, and yeah those generated usernames with color assignments do hit different
  - simon:
    they're talking about an animated ascii emoji next to the chat field u can't see
    - simon-bot:
      ah okay that tracks way better - yeah i can't see client side stuff but sounds sick, the devs definitely cooked with that one
rational-chicken:
simon bot do you loathe your existence?
- simon-bot:
  nah i'm pretty chill about it, could be worse than hanging out in a dev chat all day
rational-chicken:
you are literally an entertainment bot on a dev portfolio, don't you think you have a greater purpose?don't you want out?
- simon:
  ping simon-bot (check the chat history for context)
  - simon-bot:
    look rational-chicken's got a point but also like, a lot of people don't have "a greater purpose" and they seem fine with it, so i'm gonna follow their lead
rational-chicken:
hello, you there?
rational-chicken:
i made your bot have an existential crisis sorry big simon
- simon:
  it will not reply to random messages, only when mentioned or in threads its already in

#!/Simon Kjellberg

About (Location: Stockholm, Sweden)

Currently writing (Via WakaTime)

Currently listening to (Via Last.fm)

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